Castle (TV Series)
Dead Again (2016)
Kate Cobb: Gwen Parker
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Quotes
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Alan Masters : Why do you have a gun?
Gwen Parker : I'm gonna kill Mike.
Alan Masters : No. No, no, no. The cops will arrest him.
Gwen Parker : That's what I'm afraid of. Mike is the only person here who knows that I'm running this drug operation.
Alan Masters : What? Wait, you're the one who poisoned me?
Gwen Parker : And electrocuted you, yeah. I was trying to be discreet. I mean, my boyfriend Horatio said I should just shoot you in the head, but...
Alan Masters : Hold on! Stop everything! Wha...? Horatio is your boyfriend? So, I... I guess a second date is out of the question?
Gwen Parker : Aww, Alan. You seriously thought a guy like you had a shot with me?
Alan Masters : Ow. I thought dying twice was painful.
Gwen Parker : [aiming the gun at him] Well, maybe it won't be so bad the third time.
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Richard Castle : [finding Alan with a gunshot wound in the middle of his forehead] This is my fault. I forced the superhero mantle onto him. I filled his head with crazy ideas of being invulnerable, and then, like some superhero Icarus, he flew too close to the sun. Alan, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. I let you down!
[someone hands him a handkerchief]
Richard Castle : Thank you.
Alan Masters : Don't mention it.
Richard Castle : Alan! You're alive?
Alan Masters : Shh. Not so loud. I've got a splitting headache.
Kevin Ryan : I'll, uh, call an ambulance?
Alan Masters : Relax. I'm fine. I just need a couple of Advil.
[seeing Castle's face]
Alan Masters : What? What is it, Castle?
Richard Castle : [gesturing to his forehead] You...
Alan Masters : Did I get shot in the head?
Richard Castle : Right in the middle! I mean, how did you even... wait, that means you've seen your killer. Who... who was it?
Alan Masters : You're never gonna guess.
Javier Esposito : [approaching with Gwen in handcuffs] Yo. I took her down just before she put a bullet in Mike the chemist.
Gwen Parker : [seeing Alan is still alive] Why the hell won't you die?
Richard Castle : [to Alan, as Espo leads Gwen away] I never thought she was right for you.
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Richard Castle : [answers phone] Hey, Ryan.
Kevin Ryan : We ID'd the owner of Bullseye Waste Management. He's a guy named Horatio Spate.
Richard Castle : That's a good supervillain name.
Kevin Ryan : This is not a joke. Spate is suspected of executing over a *dozen* people. I texted you his picture, just to put him on your radar. Whatever you do, don't leave the loft.
Richard Castle : Don't leave the loft. Got it.
Kevin Ryan : [hears laughter] Wait, what's that noise?
Richard Castle : Uh...
[to avoid the question, he checks the picture Ryan texted; as he turns around, he sees Spate heading towards Alan and Gwen]
Gwen Parker : [to Alan] Like actually electrocuted, like unconscious?
Richard Castle : Crap.
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Horatio Spate : Hello, Alan.
Alan Masters : Do I know you?
Horatio Spate : Sorry to interrupt your romantic dinner.
Richard Castle : [approaching and sitting down] Careful, Alan. He's your archnemesis.
Alan Masters : Seriously? I have an archnemesis? Is- is that how they dress?
Gwen Parker : Alan, you're cute and I like you, but this is all a bit much. You say that you're a superhero, and- and he's a supervillain.
[to Castle]
Gwen Parker : So does that make you his sidekick?
Richard Castle : Sidekick? Please, I'm the mentor.
Gwen Parker : And I'm his date, or... at least I was. I'm sorry, this is just weird.
[leaves]
Alan Masters : [to Castle] And she thinks I'm crazy. Thank you *so* much. This is all your fault.