This takes my award for worst movie of all time. Described as being "Cannibal Ferox meets Evil Dead" I thought this might be easily digested. Boy was I wrong.
First of all, the movie is in German (with sub-titles). At a running time of two hours, one would think there would be SOMETHING contained that might be interesting...and one would be wrong. I cannot tell you what this was supposed to be about. I can tell you I turned it off LONG before the two hours were up. With the look and feel of having of budget of maybe $25.00, this POS deserves to go in the sh***er immediately. It isn't funny. It isn't entertaining. It's just plain old s**t. In fact, I plan on contacting my cable provider tomorrow morning to see if they can tell me who sells these movies to them. Somebody needs to remove his head from his ass, even if he likes the view.
First of all, the movie is in German (with sub-titles). At a running time of two hours, one would think there would be SOMETHING contained that might be interesting...and one would be wrong. I cannot tell you what this was supposed to be about. I can tell you I turned it off LONG before the two hours were up. With the look and feel of having of budget of maybe $25.00, this POS deserves to go in the sh***er immediately. It isn't funny. It isn't entertaining. It's just plain old s**t. In fact, I plan on contacting my cable provider tomorrow morning to see if they can tell me who sells these movies to them. Somebody needs to remove his head from his ass, even if he likes the view.
