Suits (TV Series)

To Trouble (2016)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Harvey Specter : You telling me you never slipped up and had an inappropriate relationship?

  Jessica Pearson : Louis, I do not want to know the answer to that.

  Louis Litt : I did. It was the most shameful night of my life.

  Jessica Pearson : Harvey, don't...

  Harvey Specter : What exactly was so shameful about it?

  Louis Litt : Well, she was a paralegal, and I took mud with her.

  Harvey Specter : I don't understand. Are you saying you sullied her reputation?

  Louis Litt : No, I'm saying I sullied the concept of mud.

  Harvey Specter : What the hell are you talking about?

  Louis Litt : What, do I need a bullhorn? I had a premature muddification.

  Harvey Specter : What the hell does that mean?

  Jessica Pearson : I think we all know what that means.

  Louis Litt : It means I couldn't hold my mud.

• Harvey Specter : Louis, after everything we've been through tonight, how hard could it be for us to write down how much we're worth right now?

  Louis Litt : I need another fifteen minutes to myself.

  Harvey Specter : Again?

  Jessica Pearson : Aw, Harvey, let him go. He probably doesn't have as much as we do, and it's a vulnerable thing for him.

  Harvey Specter : "Vulnerable"? He just told us he jerked off in the mud an hour ago. You don't think he's gonna do that right now, do you?

  Jessica Pearson : Based on what he told us, he doesn't need fifteen minutes for that.

• Benjamin : Um, no offence, but I'm really more of a lone ranger.

  Louis Litt : Excuse me?

  Benjamin : I can get this done in a more efficient manner without you looking over my shoulder.

  Louis Litt : Well, that's what I told my mother when I looked at my first "Playboy." But it didn't happen then, and it's not going to happen now.

• Louis Litt : Of course, I'm thinking about myself. What, you wouldn't? Please, you'd throw a giraffe off of Noah's Ark just to save your sorry ass. The world's probably without unicorns because of one of your ancestors, and I... Will you just let me finish a thought, for God's sake?

  Jessica Pearson : Louis? What exactly are you doing?

  Louis Litt : Well, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a discussion about the fate of the firm with my dead secretary's ashes.

  Harvey Specter : Well, as long as it's not something weird.

  [Harvey and Jessica giggle] 

  Louis Litt : What exactly have you two been doing the last half hour?

  Harvey Specter : The same thing you're about to do.

  [Holds up a joint] 

  Louis Litt : No way, I'm not doing the Mary Jane...

  Harvey Specter : Yes. You are.

  Louis Litt : I'm not huffing and puffing.

  Jessica Pearson : Louis, it's the only way.

  Louis Litt : No, I'm not doing the dirty.

  Harvey Specter : It's ok I got this. I mean, if Louis doesn't want to smoke it, maybe Norma does.

  Louis Litt : Oh, don't you dare.

  Harvey Specter : Relax Louis. It's not like it's going to kill her.

  Louis Litt : Harvey, that is not funny, ok? You're going to get ashes in her ashes.

• Jessica Pearson : May I help you?

  Delivery Guy : Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt, but there was no one at reception, and I have your order here.

  Harvey Specter : You've got to ne kidding me. You call me down here for an emergency, and then you take the time to order Chinese food?

  Louis Litt : I didn't order anything, asshole. So crouch your tiger, hide your dragon, or I'm going to Wang Chung your ass out of here.

• Harvey Specter : Not bad for two people that came from nothing.

  Jessica Pearson : I didn't come from nothing and you know it.

  Harvey Specter : Bet it still feels pretty good to write that number down.

  Jessica Pearson : Oh, it sure does.

  [Does a blow up hand gesture as she makes an explosion sound] 

  Harvey Specter : You're still a little high, aren't you?

  Jessica Pearson : I sure am.

  Louis Litt : There. You wanted to know my net worth.

  [Puts his paper on Harvey's desk] 

  Louis Litt : You got it.

  [They both lean in to look] 

  Jessica Pearson : Holy Shit!

  Harvey Specter : Who are you? Are you a king?

  Louis Litt : No, I'm just not an idiot. What the hell have you been doing with your money?

  Jessica Pearson : Louis, we're not exactly poor.

  Louis Litt : That's what Bolivia says to the US, but if NATO goes to war, they're not kicking in dick.

  Harvey Specter : Well, if you're so damn rich, why didn't you pony up for Donna's salary when you had the chance?

  Louis Litt : Do you even know how to spell "fiscal responsibility"?

  Harvey Specter : I know how to spell "cheap".