- Tom Harper: Okay, racing isn't about winning or losing or who comes in first or last.
- Anne Harper: That is literally the definition of a race.
- Tom Harper: All I'm saying is it's about having fun. No pressure, no stress. Just get a good night's sleep, get out there, and enjoy yourselves.
- Dicky Harper: Well, that took a lot of the pressure off.
- Ricky Harper: Totally. Dad's usually all about winning.
- Nicky Harper: Yeah. Let's just go out there and have some fun.
- Dawn Harper: This isn't about fun!
- [whack]
- Dawn Harper: This is about winning. This is about our hard work, and this is about beating those Kramdens.
- [whack]
- Dicky Harper: Who's arguing?
- Dawn Harper: And it's about getting a good night's sleep so we can wake up well-rested at 3:45 a.m.
- Ricky Harper: 3:45?
- [whack]
- Dawn Harper: I know it seems early, but it is a long drive up that mountain.
- [boys moan]
- Mae Valentine: Well, if one of you is too sleepy and you need a backup, the fifth quad is always ready.
- Ricky Harper: It's not that easy, Mae. You need a uniform and a helm...
- [Velco rips]
- Mae Valentine: Like I said, fifth quad is always ready.