- Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter: Then who do you suggest does make the exchange? They said no cops. Have you looked in the mirror?
- [looking at Gibbs]
- Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter: You look like an MP,
- [looking at Fornell]
- Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter: you look like a Fed,
- [looking at DiNozzo]
- Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter: and you look like Sonny Crockett.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Don Johnson or Colin Farrell?
- NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page: You remember our train ride to Austria?
- Timothy McGee: Oh yes I do. I still have those lederhosen, by the way.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Whoa, Timothy von Trapp. I can see you frolicking in the hills. Must have driven those frauleins crazy.
- NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page: Oh, the girls on the base did have a nickname for him.
- [whispers]
- NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page: McStudmuffin
- Anthony DiNozzo: What?
- Abby Sciuto: Now shoo, I have to get back to work.
- Anthony DiNozzo: "Shoo" said the Sciuto. Okay, well then I guess I won't be able to tell you the middle name McGee's been holding out on us.
- Abby Sciuto: Farragut.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Gibbs give you the brush-off?
- NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page: I get the sense he thinks I'm the enemy.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Well you're not... unless you're one of his ex-wives... or a lawyer. Gibbs has been here since Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, and you show up with your acronym telling him he needs help doing his own job.
- NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page: But that's not what I said.
- Anthony DiNozzo: That's what he heard.