- Dirk Mann: Remember, "DareMeBro!" isn't about pointless stunts. It's about experiencing all the majestic wonders that life has to offer. Now watch me ride a shopping cart into a brick wall!
- Dirk Mann: [cut to Dirk in a shopping cart with an assistant] Don't try this at home.
- [pushes a button on his helmet-cam]
- Dirk Mann: Here we go! Whoo!
- [the assistant pushes him into a brick wall, which he shoots a video of]
- Dirk Mann: Whoo! Life!
- Frankie Wong: [after a few bloopers] I'm Frankie
- Paige Olvera: And I'm Paige, and we have a favor to ask. See the subscriber count here? We really need to get that number up to 10,000 'cause if we do, we'll get invited to the Vuuugle Studio.
- [heavenly choir-type singing during a still picture of the Vuuugle Studio, that is revealed to be the two girls]
- Frankie Wong: It's this killer space we've been dying to get into where all the biggest Internet stars shoot their videos.
- Paige Olvera: Yeah, they've got hi-tech gear, and sets, and a wardrobe department, and make-up, and clothes, which is the same as wardrobe, which I already said, and...
- [begins hyperventilating, then cuts to Frankie helping Paige breath with a tiny electric fan]
- Frankie Wong: She gets excited.