Crashing (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (2016)
Julie Dray: Melody
Quotes
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Colin : [Melody and Colin are lunching at "We Don't Give a Fork," the no-cutlery restaurant. Throughout this scene they have food all over their hands from scooping it to eat] I will continue to live with my wife and her lover until they...
Melody : Have sex in the bath while you're shaving your face?
Colin : That would do it, yes.
Melody : I think you should live with me. Just for a bit. I think you would like being painted. I'd be generous with your penis.
Colin : OK. I don't think this... I'm not...
Melody : I don't want anything weird from you! I want to get to know you, I want to paint you, I want to make love to you. I want to be your friend! What do you want?
Colin : [Looking down at his bowl and food-smeared hands] I want a fork.
Melody : I'll fork you.