- Cassidy: All right, well, go on then. Ask me.
- Tulip O'Hare: Fangs?
- Cassidy: No.
- Tulip O'Hare: Turn into a bat?
- Cassidy: No.
- Tulip O'Hare: Sleep in a coffin?
- Cassidy: Not if I can help it.
- Tulip O'Hare: Afraid of the cross?
- Cassidy: It's a 2000 year old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery and oppression, but it won't burn my face off.
- Tulip O'Hare: Silver bullets?
- Cassidy: That's a werewolf.
- Tulip O'Hare: Sunshine?
- Cassidy: Oh yeah, no, that's legit.
- Tulip O'Hare: You die?
- Cassidy: Well, the invention of sunscreen, that was a nice bonus. But I just, I've gotta be careful. I can't just go wandering out. I've gotta bundle up, sleeves, hat, shades, and that. Otherwise it's trouble.
- Tulip O'Hare: You kill people?
- Cassidy: Not if they don't deserve it.
- Tulip O'Hare: But you drink blood?
- Cassidy: Yeah, it helps me heal. But all things being equal, I'd rather have a single malt.
- Tulip O'Hare: When he gets sick of his stupid job, we're leaving town and we're gonna get someone.
- Cassidy: Get who?
- Tulip O'Hare: This guy. He screwed us. Carlos. We lost everything 'cause of him. It took two years to track him down. Now I have. Now I've found him. All that's left to do is go over there and get him, tie him to a table, cut his freaking balls off, and - over and over - stab him in the face with a screwdriver...
- Cassidy: And your boyfriend said "no" to this?