- Charlie: I just got a call from an old buddy of mine. We killed a lot of people together back in the day. Hmm... Anyway, his wife's out of town. He got called in to work. And he needs me to watch his kid.
- Quinn Perkins: Someone wants you to babysit?
- Charlie: I probably wasn't the first call, but this guy and I, we've got each other's back. When I say I'm gonna kill somebody, I kill somebody. When I say I'm gonna watch someone's kid, I watch the kid. You don't have to come.
- Quinn Perkins: And leave you alone with a child? Yeah, I don't think so.
- [first lines]
- Abby Whelan: [interrupting foreplay in the presidential limo] Sir, I am so sorry to disturb you.
- President Fitzgerald Grant: Abby you remember Lillian Forrester?
- Abby Whelan: Of course. Hello, Ms. Forrester.
- Lillian Forrester: Hello, Abby.
- Jake Ballard: [opens Olivia's front door and finds Huck standing there] Huck. You're one creepy bastard, you know that?
- Huck: Yes.
- President Fitzgerald Grant: You could lose your job for that. Bursting into my bedroom?
- Abby Whelan: We burst into this bedroom all the time, at all hours, to tell you things you need to know. That's the job. You *want* us to do that. The only difference this time is that you're half-naked with some girl.
- President Fitzgerald Grant: Why are you so obsessed with my personal life?
- Abby Whelan: Because, unfortunately, your personal life is my professional life.