- Princess Audrey: [hands Mal and Evie a sheet of paper each] So, you guys know the cheer?
- Mal: You *just* gave it to us!
- Princess Audrey: Everyone knows the cheer! We do it every year!
- [gets into position for the cheer]
- Princess Audrey: [cheers] F-I-GHT! What's that spell? Fight, fight, fight!
- Evie: [whispers to Mal, during Audrey's cheer] Is it just me or...
- Mal: Does this cheer sound *exactly* like that spell my mum used to say when we were kids? How'd that go?
- [cheers]
- Mal: B-I-T and E! What does that spell?
- Evie: [cheers] Bite, bite, bite!
- Evie, Mal: [both cheer together] Speak no words, we'll cause a fright, what's a bark without a bite!
- [doesn't realise that they both cast a spell on each other]
- Evie, Mal: [Mal and Evie both start barking like dogs]
- Carlos: You accidentally turned everyone into dogs, and you want me to help you use your spell book to reverse it?
- [Mal barks responsively, like a dog]
- Carlos: Of course I speak dog! I'm Cruella's son! But why don't you just spell them back?
- [Mal growls like a dog]
- Carlos: Right! You can't because all you can do is bark!
- [Jay starts barking like a dog, and Carlos laughs]
- Carlos: Sorry Mal, but opportunities like this don't come every day!
- [Mal barks like a dog, and then goes over to Jay with his camera]
- Carlos: Hi, Jay! Roll over!
- [Jay rolls over like a dog]
- Carlos: Play dead!
- [Jay plays dead, like a dog]
- Carlos: This *has* to go on record!
- [he takes several photos of Jay as a dog]
- King Ben: [seeing Mal and Evie in their cheerleader outfits] Wow, you look great! I'm so glad you're doing this.
- Mal: You know me. Anything to show my school spirit.
- Jay: Does Spirit Day involve hitting people?
- King Ben: No.
- Jay: Stealing?
- King Ben: No. But feel free to put those ideas in the suggestion box.
- Jay: Will do!
- [runs off]
- Mal: You have a suggestion box?
- King Ben: Nope.
- Mal: You *lied* to keep him from bugging you?
- King Ben: Well, I...
- Mal: I have never been more into you.
- King Ben: Okay, I'll see you out there.