- Gavin Belson: Consider the bulldog. A grotesque monstrosity born of relentless inbreeding. Riddled with sinusitis, crippled by joint pain. Chronically flatulent. A kindly pet, or humanity's cruelest mistake?
- Dinesh Chugtai: So Big Head built a better version of your incubator, accidentally.
- Erlich Bachman: Correct.
- Dinesh Chugtai: And he didn't even realize it?
- Erlich Bachman: Also correct.
- Dinesh Chugtai: And your solution to that was to go into business with him? Big Head? The guy you once called more useless than a bag of dicks without a handle?