Galavant (TV Series)
About Last Knight (2016)
Joshua Sasse: Galavant
Quotes
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King Richard : How could things have gone so bad so quickly? The stupid bats ate all our food, we all got the same cold, worst of all...
Galavant : PLEASE don't say it again!
King Richard : We had to eat that family of Hobbits.
Galavant : Well, we wouldn't have had to if you'd let us eat your stupid iguana.
King Richard : Tad Cooper is a *dragon* and we are not eating a dragon!
Galavant : He's a lizard... a very sumptuous, meaty lizard...
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[reading a sign]
King Richard : Entering the property of Sir Arnold Galavant. Huh. Is he any relation of yours?
Galavant : Uhhhh, nope... Maybe. Okay, fine. Yes, he's my dad! Look, I knew he lived around here somewhere, I just don't wanna see him.
Roberta : You knew? We ate Hobbits!
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Orphan #1 : Sir Galavant, tell us what it was like to grow up with your awesome dad!
Galavant : Well, kiddies, there was this one time. Well, I remember it like it was yesterday. Gather 'round! He told my mother that he didn't love her - right in front of my face. And then he passed out on the dog. And it was Christmas and the dog died.
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King Richard : It's useless! How could things have gone so bad so quickly. Those stupid bats ate all our food, we all got the same cold. Worst of all...
Galavant : Please don't say it again!
King Richard : We had to eat that family of hobbits.
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Galavant : [headed to Galavant's father's house] We're here. Now, look, are you sure you wouldn't rather face starvation? I would.
King Richard : You know, I do not understand it. My father died when I was just a boy. I would do anything to see him again. So hungry...
Roberta : Yeah.
Galavant : Well, your dad probably wasn't a serial philanderer who was never around and left your mum.
Roberta : That is so sad!
King Richard : Not as sad as having a dead dad, right? I mean, my story's sadder.
Galavant : And just wait until he finds out I'm on a quest for love. Ha! He's going make such fun of it.
Roberta : Well, if he criticizes you over dinner, I'm fine with that. Especially if dinner is steak.
King Richard : Here, here!
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Arnold Galavant : I will be damned. I never thought I'd live to see my oldest son with such a bushy beard.
Galavant : It's not bushy! It's correct for the period.
