Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Karen David: Princess Isabella

Quotes 

• Isabella : Mr. Wormwood, we need to talk!

  [she hurls a magical tiara at him] 

  Chester Wormwood : My lady, there's a perfectly good explanation.

  Isabella : You were using it to control my mind and take over our kingdom as part of some nefarious scheme!

  Chester Wormwood : Okay, yes, that is the explanation.

• Chester Wormwood : Oh Princess, I'm a master of the dark arts. Yes, and the only thing to kill me is the sword wielded by the one true king to unite them all, and no one knows where that is!

  [cutaway to Richard sitting on a log, using the butt of the sword to crack walnuts] 

  Isabella : I can still have them chop off your arms!

  Chester Wormwood : Ha!

  [the guards draw their swords] 

  Chester Wormwood : Oh. Can you? Can she? Yes, hadn't thought of that.

• Isabella : Be gone, Chester Wormwood. You are banished from Hortensia!

  Chester Wormwood : Fine. You win, for now! But mark my words, I will return to take this kingdom by force, and you and your family will decorate my highest tower, with your heads!... Oh, but don't forget, the wedding is fast approaching, so have the groomsman's gifts engraved with their initials. It's a classy move... But you will die, I swear!... Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters on the day. Oh, they work so hard... ROT IN HELL, SWINE!

• Isabella : Mum! Dad! You look terrible.

  King of Valencia : Because you threw us in the dungeon.

  Isabella : I know, and I'm so sorry. But it wasn't me, it was a spell!

  King of Valencia : We slept in an inch of water. I have mold in the crack of my tuchas!

• Hortensian Bishop : Typically, and by kingdom charter, when a princess breaks off her engagement with a prince, it requires one simple action.

  Isabella : Great.

  Hortensian Bishop : He demands your bra.

  Isabella : [taken aback]  My - my bra?

  Prince Harry : Your bra. To show to my friends!

  Isabella : Absolutely not! I am a liberated woman, I am a warrior princess, and I will not be giving an eleven-year-old my bra!

  Hortensian Bishop : Then death it is.

  Isabella : [sighs]  Fine. Unbelievable. But I am lobbying to change this law!

  Prince Harry : Yes!