- [after the man in the booth extracted four kings]
- Natasha Fatale: We need four aces, dahlink. Four unmitigated aces.
- Boris Badenov: We need our own show, that's what we need.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [on phone] $50.00 for the weather lady.
- Boris Badenov: It's a deal.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And no funny stuff.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's the way it's been so far.
- [a terrified Boris and Bullwinkle are about to start their duel]
- Duel Judge: You'll take, uh, ten paces, turn, and fire at will.
- Narrator: And you can see the kind of a show this is when we don't pun an obvious setup like that.
- Duel Judge: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...
- Narrator: Well, it was such a beautiful day that everyone forgot about the duel. Rocky, the second, and the judge had a picnic.
- Duel Judge: 42... 43... 44...
- Narrator: As for Bullwinkle and Boris, they just kept walking. The whole thing blew over and once more, our heroes attempted to purchase the weather lady.
- Boris Badenov: Oh, boy. Are my legs stiff.
- [to earn money, Rocky gets a job at the circus as a high platform diver]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Remember when we used to do this in the title, Rock?