- Digger Deeper: [looks at Bullwinkle's boat] It's a gem, all right. Might be fool's gold.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: This is red. Fool's gold is... gold!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, you can't enter the race.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I'd like to know why not. The rules clearly stipulate no human over 10 can participate. I'm about as inhuman as you can get.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You're a moose.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And that's another reason.
- Jeweler: You know what you have here?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: We were hoping that you'd tell us.
- Jeweler: This little doll here is composed of ruby. Yes, sir, it's rubies.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: No, it isn't. It's mine!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, my gosh! If it's made out of rubies, then...
- [pauses]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: If you're hesitating for me to finish the line, you got a long wait.
- Jeweler: And I don't have the guts to say it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Okay, then here goes. If it's made out of rubies, then this must be the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam!
- Jeweler, Bullwinkle J. Moose: Ooh!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Then this is the Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam!
- Narrator: Well, you don't just come up with an awful thing like that and not hit the front page.
- Newsboy: Extry, read all about it! Rocket hits moon! Wally out for season!
- Newsreader: [on television] Today's big headline: The birth of 24 caterpillars to a moth in Elizabeth, New Jersey.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [looking at the newspaper] I thought the narrator said we'd hit the front page.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: We did. The front page of the want ads. See? "Moose will sell Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam to any interested party."
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I said I wanted to SAIL the Ruby Yacht at an interesting party.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, that's the press for you.