- Major: Article 22 of the Gibraltar Constitution stipulates that all escapees must be dealt with severely.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, please, sir, don't spank us.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, they're gonna shoot us.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Take away our good conduct medals, but don't spank us.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Didn't you hear me?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Reprimand us, if you will. Call us names...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT US!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How about that?
- [while stuck in a storm at sea with Captain Peachfuzz steering their boat]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I wish I had a box of soda crackers tucked under my arm. I'd feel more secure.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: I'd feel more secure with a different captain.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You fellers wait right here while Rock and I go blow up the cannons.
- Captain Peachfuzz: What right have you got to give orders?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's my show.
- Captain Peachfuzz: Oh.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after returning home] Ooh, boy. I could sleep for a week.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Me too.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Say.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hmm?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Did you ever find the time bomb?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What time bomb?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Mmm, never mind. Set the clock for 7:00 tomorrow morning.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [yawns] I already did.
- Narrator: Uh, fellas, uh, I... I think it's only fair to warn you that the time bomb is on the table ticking away.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Doesn't matter.
- Narrator: Uh, oh, why not?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That clock always run slow.
- Narrator: Well, yes, but it... Oh, never mind. Uh, uh, be with us again next time for a different adventure. Maybe with two different stars. Run slow.