The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 5-6 (1961)
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Lazy Jay, Inspector Fenwick, Mountie #3, Ranthrew, Durward, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[from the "Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties" segment, "Faithful Dog"]
Dudley Do-Right Narrator : Inspector Fenwick ordered his command out on the parade ground.
Inspector Fenwick : Alright, men, count off by numbers.
Mountie #1 : One!
Mountie #2 : Two!
Mountie #3 : Three!
[Dudley remains silent]
Inspector Fenwick : Well, Do-Right...?
Dudley Do-Right : Well, what, sir?
Inspector Fenwick : Aren't you four?
Dudley Do-Right : No, sir, I'm twenty-six.
Inspector Fenwick : I don't want your *age*, Do-Right. You're fourth in line, therefore your number is four. Alright, chaps, let's try it again.
Mountie #1 : One!
Mountie #2 : Two!
Mountie #3 : Three!
Dudley Do-Right : Uh, twenty-five! I won't be twenty-six 'til next week.
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Natasha Fatale : How come we got a house full of rocks?
Boris Badenov : You saw sign, Natasha. "Do Not Take Rocks." I had to steal them.
Natasha Fatale : Had to?
Boris Badenov : It's in my contract.
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[after accidentally causing a stone to roll downhill]
Natasha Fatale : Boris, that stone! It will crush hundreds of people!
Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha ha! Well, what do you know, Natasha, it's good for something after all.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [about the large stones] Gee, Mr. Lazy Jay, there must be a jillion of 'em.
Lazy Jay : A jillion and eight, Rocky. I counted them last July and August.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, how can you be so lazy?
Lazy Jay : I work at it night and day.
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[Rocky, trying to get rid of the rocks on the ranch, paints a sign that says "Warning: Do Not Take Rocks." The next day, the rocks were all gone]
Lazy Jay : Somebody even took the sign.
Rocket J. Squirrel : It's nice to know you can depend on people.
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Narrator : Well, when we left our story last time, a huge boulder was rolling downhill toward the town of Squaw's Ankle, Wyoming followed closely by Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.
Boris Badenov : Natasha, boulder is gaining on us!
Natasha Fatale : We couldn't stop it anyway, Boris!
Boris Badenov : Who wants to stop it? I just want to be there when it hits!
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Natasha Fatale : Why did you steal analyzer, dahlink?
Boris Badenov : Best reason in the world.
Natasha Fatale : Why?
Boris Badenov : It wasn't nailed down.