The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 5-6 (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator, Dudley Do-Right Narrator, Mountie #1, Basil

Quotes 

• [from the "Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties" segment, "Faithful Dog"] 

  [first lines] 

  Dudley Do-Right Narrator : Huskie: a breed of dog with a sore throat.

• [from the "Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties" segment, "Faithful Dog"] 

  Dudley Do-Right Narrator : Inspector Fenwick ordered his command out on the parade ground.

  Inspector Fenwick : Alright, men, count off by numbers.

  Mountie #1 : One!

  Mountie #2 : Two!

  Mountie #3 : Three!

  [Dudley remains silent] 

  Inspector Fenwick : Well, Do-Right...?

  Dudley Do-Right : Well, what, sir?

  Inspector Fenwick : Aren't you four?

  Dudley Do-Right : No, sir, I'm twenty-six.

  Inspector Fenwick : I don't want your *age*, Do-Right. You're fourth in line, therefore your number is four. Alright, chaps, let's try it again.

  Mountie #1 : One!

  Mountie #2 : Two!

  Mountie #3 : Three!

  Dudley Do-Right : Uh, twenty-five! I won't be twenty-six 'til next week.

• [from the "Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties" segment, "Faithful Dog"] 

  [Snidely Whiplash sics a vicious timber wolf on Dudley Do-Right, who thinks the wolf is a Cocker Spaniel] 

  Dudley Do-Right Narrator : There was no advice in the manual for Cocker Spaniels, so Dudley was forced to take flight. Dudley could run like the wind, but unfortunately there was no wind that day, and his pace slackened considerably.

  [the wolf chases Dudley] 

  Dudley Do-Right Narrator : By this time, he and the wolf had made it to downtown Montreal. There, up ahead, was a neighborhood theatre. Dudley ran inside for two reasons: he might elude the wolf, and he hadn't seen the picture.

• Narrator : Well, when we left our story last time, a huge boulder was rolling downhill toward the town of Squaw's Ankle, Wyoming followed closely by Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.

  Boris Badenov : Natasha, boulder is gaining on us!

  Natasha Fatale : We couldn't stop it anyway, Boris!

  Boris Badenov : Who wants to stop it? I just want to be there when it hits!