- Rocket J. Squirrel: Did you really bury a million dollars in a pot, Colonel McCornpone?
- Colonel McCornpone: You bet I did, Rocky boy. Of course, it's confederate money.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: But that flashy car is really real, huh?
- Colonel McCornpone: Absolutely, Bullwinkle!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Looks a little old-fashioned.
- Colonel McCornpone: Of course, it's the 1910 model. They don't build'em like that anymore.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: I can see why.
- Colonel McCornpone: I need something to boost my circulation, Mokesby.
- Mokesby: How about a shot of adrenaline?
- Colonel McCornpone: Not my personal circulation, the papers! What can we do to boost our sales?
- Mokesby: Well, how about sponsoring a buried treasure hunt?
- Colonel McCornpone: I've got it, Mokesby! We'll sponsor a buried treasure hunt! How do you like that?
- Mokesby: I couldn't like it better if it was my own idea.
- Colonel McCornpone: It's a great success, Rocky! The paper's sellin' like hotcakes, eh, Mokesby?
- Mokesby: It should. That's what I'm printing it on.
- Colonel McCornpone: You mean...
- Mokesby: Yep, Colonel, we've run plum outta paper.
- Colonel McCornpone: But this is awful, Mokesby.
- Mokesby: Yeah, I'm running outta hotcakes, too.
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle are unable to find a place to dig for the Picayune Pot]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: It's no use, Bullwinkle. Everybody else is digging in the most likely spot.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, then I'm going to dig in the most unlikely spots.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But that's ridiculous, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I know, but that's all there is left.
- [Bullwinkle believes he's now rich after finding oil while unknowingly digging outside of an oil company]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Boy, you know what I'm gonna get first, Rocky?
- [two policemen arrive and grab Bullwinkle]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, 30 days.