For such a bad movie there's actually a lot to say about it.
First of all, as others have mentioned, the film is awful.
Now, I am the type that usually rate pretty generously, which I have here, by giving it a two. I find, personally, even bad movies are enjoyable to me. This one just has me puzzled.
First of all, I am completely stunned that this was directed and written by a woman. It's so problematic that it seems impossible that real women were even consulted, let alone in charge of decisions. The only women in the movie are all built and act like adult film stars, which fine, whatever. They're typecast for a reason. The only women in this film are literally all sex workers, and then the main guys girlfriend. You can kinda dismiss that because it's the story, but it's just somehow not even believable. Like the one jerk best friend guy.. he doesn't work and at one point Ron Jeremy even shows up to the house cause he never pays for the sex workers and he wants his money. Yet, somehow he still keeps ordering more sex workers. At one point, he has 2 sex workers over, and they go to have sex with each other in the back of a car (make that one make sense) and The Doll kills them, but like... he doesn't even notice they are missing? Or he forgets he ordered them? Cause the next scene a new sex worker shows up to have sex with him. What was the purpose of the other two that he seemingly lost track of? What??
This movie is full of plot holes like that. Like why did the latter mentioned sex worker go into the attic when she said she was going to the bathroom? She thought it was weird that the ladder was down but for some reason decides to go up there? Who would do that? It makes no sense.
It's like every woman is just fodder to be killed so they don't need to make sense anyway. To be fair, that's pretty standard for slashers, but this is on a whole other level.
A few other people have already mentioned that the sound design is horrendous, but it's so bad that I need to mention it as well. You can hear their mics rubbing on stuff, when people scream you can tell the mic is too cheap to even pick up the sound properly. It isn't mixed or leveled properly. The music is very unnaturally placed and faded (or not faded rather) in and out. It's just a hot mess.
The acting is so bad that it's painful. The jerk friend is the most believable.
Another major point is that there seems to be some Satanic element to the killings? But all that really means is that she draws pentagrams sometimes and has a voodoo doll. There isn't any actual tie-in, it's unbelievable to the point of being comedic, and it's quite frankly, insulting.
And last but not least, the reason we all are even giving this awful movie a chance, Valeria.. the "Living Doll" as she's called so often in the media. I, like most others, chose to watch this film to see what she actually looks like, and honestly, it's very disappointing. She genuinely doesn't look as doll-like as her photographs, so most of the hype we've seen for her "unnatural doll-like look" is actually just photo editing. She's just looks like every other tall Russian chick. It's a shame that she's spent so much time and money and most of her look is just photo editing software. Also, she can't act, even though her role is to be fake and doll-like which is literally her life's work/goal in life. It's just baffling. The whole thing is downright confusing because I am really not sure who this was made for, other than the director maybe wanting to meet Valeria?
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