- Hank Griffin: Maybe it's some kind of important stick that belongs to a bigger piece of wood that means something to somebody.
- Sgt. Wu: Well, if it was a stick-mata... Sorry, that was a reach.
- Rosalee Calvert: Maybe it's something like a stick from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
- Hank Griffin: You're talking about the tree that Eve picked the apple from in the Garden of Eden?
- Monroe: If that's the case, then we just flew halfway across the world and risked our lives for a stick that has screwed up all of humanity since the beginning of time.
- Sgt. Wu: Maybe that's why they buried it in the first place, 'cause the gates of hell are gonna open up, and the world as we know it is gonna end.
- Rosalee Calvert: On that thought, maybe you should put it back.
- Nick Burkhardt: The last thing we want are the gates of hell opening up in Portland.
- Hank Griffin: Seems like they already have.
- Monroe: Okay, there better be something inside that.
- Nick Burkhardt: Okay. There is.
- [Opens wrapping]
- Monroe: It's a *stick*?
- Hank Griffin: Looks like a stick.
- Sgt. Wu: A really old stick.
- Rosalee Calvert: It can't be just a stick.
- Nick Burkhardt: Well, that's what it looks like.
- Monroe: They wouldn't have buried a *stick*. Unless they were some kind of dog Wesen.