- Todd: I'm hearing Encanto Octulo this year is gonna be, like, off the chain, but you have to be invited by people who've been... and you guys have both been.
- Eliot: Twice.
- Todd: Right... Margo, you look so beautiful.
- Eliot: [whispering] Uh, I - I can't even-...
- Margo: I got this.
- [to Todd]
- Margo: Tell me your name again.
- Todd: Todd.
- Margo: Todd. Here's the thing. Encanto Oculto is a solid week of sun, drugs, and magical art. Time stops, reality bends, and you fuck five times a day.
- Eliot: On a bad day.
- Todd: It sounds awesome.
- Margo: It is, Todd. It is awesome, but honestly, you'd end up in a corner alone. Bitter. Bumming everyone out. Like last year at the bacchanal.
- Eliot: Poor - Wait, what was his name?
- Margo: Umm, Hmm... Todd.
- Eliot: Todd. How weird is that? Todd, you don't want to end up like the other Todd.
- Todd: What happened to him?
- Margo: He just wasn't meant to be there. He moped and whined and brought everything down. Okay, we were a little wrecked, and for fun, someone - - Someone not us...
- Eliot: No, not us.
- Margo: Turned Todd into a pig.
- Eliot: And we ate him.
- Todd: Wait, are you guys messing with me right now?
- [Margo and Eliot stare in solemn silence]
- Todd: Okay. Well, I'm just gonna I'm gonna...
- [He leaves, Eliot and Margo laugh hysterically]
- Mayakovsky: I hate you. I hate all of you. And you know why?
- Quentin Coldwater: [Books open] It's the Hammer Charm of Legrand. We know this.
- Mayakovsky: ...I hate all of you because you don't know anything. You learn magic like parrot learns Shakespeare: tricks for birdseeds. You are all clever pets.
- [Turns to Kady]
- Mayakovsky: You. Sultry-But-Damaged. What is the Hammer Charm of Legrand?
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: It's, um - it's the...
- Mayakovsky: One day your looks will be gone like that and unless there's a brain behind those batting eyelashes you will be selling oranges at an off-ramp.
- Mayakovsky: They told you not to travel, eh? Too unpredictable, too hard to control
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Yeah, because it is. I got zero control. I don't - I don't even have a decent sense of direction.
- Mayakovsky: Is like telling eagle to fear heights. I teach you to soar.
- Mayakovsky: They know everything at Brakebills. Who you are, what you've done. You cannot go back.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: I was forced-...
- Mayakovsky: Brakebills is not a forgiving place. You deserve better than their punishment, which would be extreme. You're planning to fly tonight with Penny. You need to think about his future as well. His gifts are a curse. Without training and practice, they could kill him.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: What am I supposed to do?
- Mayakovsky: What we all do each moment. Decide.
- Mayakovsky: Your voices are your enemies. A great Magician - and as you gaze into your mirrors in the coming years, you may recall that I was the last great Magician you ever saw, a great Magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick.
- [pause]
- Mayakovsky: Or lady parts. Whatever.
- Mayakovsky: [after Quentin arranges nails to spell out "DICK"] Possibly your first intelligent communiqué. You should have been rendered mute long ago.