Castle (TV Series)
Tone Death (2016)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
Quotes
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Richard Castle : [in bed with Beckett] So, Captain Beckett, have you successfully completed your agenda for your lunch meeting?
Kate Beckett : Indeed I did. Three times.
Richard Castle : Three? Best meeting ever.
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Kate Beckett : Who would have thought that secret dating would be so productive?
Richard Castle : I know, our public fights have made our private time so much more...
Kate Beckett : Intense.
Richard Castle : Right?
Kate Beckett : Yes.
Richard Castle : I don't suppose the Captain has time for one more agenda?
Kate Beckett : Oh, I'm sorry, I wish I could, but I have to make this meeting with Captain Gates at 1PP.
Richard Castle : And is "Gates" code for Vikram? And 1PP your secret strip-club hideout?
Kate Beckett : No, that meeting with Gates is very real. Look, Rick, I'm done playing lone wolf. And I promise you, when the time is right, I will loop you in on everything LokSat.
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Richard Castle : I mean, I get that the whole thing is a covert op, I'm just saying, I could be your secret weapon in taking LokSat down.
Kate Beckett : Trust me, 007, when it's time, you and I will take down LokSat together. Meanwhile, I will be sneaking in and out of the building next door to get here.
Richard Castle : While I do what?
Kate Beckett : Provide comfort and support. Lots and *lots* of comfort.
[kisses him]
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Kate Beckett : So, I heard about Martha. Why didn't you pull me out of the meeting?
Richard Castle : Uh, you know what, I thought about it, but this whole new... secret relationship... I wasn't quite sure what the rules were.
Kate Beckett : Well, i- is she okay?
Richard Castle : Physically, yes. She's fine. Emotionally, not so much. She made me promise to help track down Robyn's killer.
Kate Beckett : Of course. But you know that publicly, I can't agree to that.
Richard Castle : What do you mean?
Kate Beckett : Well, it means that I love you, but right now, I'm gonna have to yell at you.
[gets off the elevator]
Kate Beckett : *Castle*, we talked about this! You can't be here.
Richard Castle : Well, excuse me for living, but I've got a damn good reason.
Kate Beckett : I don't care what your reason is. You can't just waltz in and out of my precinct whenever you want.
Richard Castle : Uh, my mother was traumatized, Captain. I'm involved in this case whether you like it or not.
Kate Beckett : Fine. But you're on a short leash.
Richard Castle : Oh, I'll decide how short my leash is.
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Kate Beckett : I had a really great time earlier.
Richard Castle : Me, too.
Kate Beckett : Is it wrong that I want to kiss you right now?
Richard Castle : So wrong, it's right.
[Beckett sees Ryan and Esposito approaching]
Kate Beckett : I'm sorry.
Richard Castle : For what?
[as Ryan and Esposito enter the break room, Beckett slaps an unsuspecting Castle, hard]
Kate Beckett : You're a jerk!
[leaves the break room]
Kevin Ryan : Whoa.
Javier Esposito : He- Hey, bro, you okay?
Richard Castle : Yeah.
[rubs his face]
Richard Castle : No. Ow, man, she hits hard.
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Richard Castle : And, gentlemen, as I told you, Beckett is fine with me riding along.
Javier Esposito : [to Ryan] Oh, yeah. She's fine with it.
Kevin Ryan : I believe her exact words were, "Sure. Maybe we'll get lucky and Castle will get shot."
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Javier Esposito : What'd you do?
Richard Castle : Nothing.
Kevin Ryan : You got slapped, Castle. You definitely did something.
Javier Esposito : Or someone. You cheated?
Richard Castle : What? No!
Kevin Ryan : Castle, don't you lie to us. Beckett's our family. You cheat on her, you cheat on us.
Javier Esposito : What's her name?
Richard Castle : Guys, I'm telling you the truth.
[Esposito grabs him and pushes him against the wall]
Richard Castle : Ow! That's my skin.
Javier Esposito : What... is... her... name?
Richard Castle : Svetlana.
Javier Esposito : Svetlana?
Kevin Ryan : Svetlana. What is she, some kind of Russian underwear model?
Richard Castle : Uh, yeah?
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Kate Beckett : Svetlana?
Richard Castle : Oh. Yeah. I, uh... I was gonna tell you about that earlier, and I thought it'd be better if I told you in person. So...
Kate Beckett : So?
Richard Castle : So, the, uh, boys, uh, they got suspicious and accused me of cheating. I panicked and now they think I'm dating a Russian model named Svetlana.
Kate Beckett : And you couldn't think of a better name?
Richard Castle : *Right*? I know, it was the only name I could come up with. I don't know why. But still, she's a... she's a model. A really, really *hot* model.
Kate Beckett : Damn straight, she is.
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Richard Castle : Guys, I really appreciate you letting me help out on this one.
Javier Esposito : Well, you know, we'd do anything for Martha.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, we still like her.
Richard Castle : Ow.
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Richard Castle : Are you saying that because Beckett and I are separated, that *we* can't be friends?
Kevin Ryan : Look... At first, we thought it was just a temporary thing, but... now we know you're dating other people...
Richard Castle : Oh!
[checks watch]
Richard Castle : That reminds me. Got to get ready for my hot date with Svetlana. Have fun with that paperwork.
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[lighting romantic candles at the loft, he hears a knock on the door]
Richard Castle : Who is it?
Kate Beckett : Svetlana, your sexy Russian lover.
[opens the door to let her in]
Richard Castle : Correction, my sexy Russian lover, who *happens* to be a model.
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Richard Castle : All right, we know that Robyn was meeting with her new crew twice a week in Spanish Harlem. And I think these smybols on her phone have something to do with her next meeting.
Alexis Castle : So what's the problem?
Richard Castle : I don't speak emoji.
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[Castle finds a lead with help from Alexis and Martha]
Richard Castle : Well done. Let's go.
Alexis Castle : Wait, wait. Shouldn't we call the cops?
Martha Rodgers : Yeah, it's a kind of dangerous neighborhood.
Richard Castle : Ladies, with all the gentrification going on, there's no such thing as bad riverfront property.
[cut to a dark, shabby, empty building]
Richard Castle : Okay. Maybe I was wrong... Watch your step... Maybe we should be texting Espo and Ryan.
Alexis Castle : I already called them. They're on their way.
Richard Castle : I don't know whether to be happy or hurt by your lack of faith in me.
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Kevin Ryan : Hey, guys, I talked to the country club and I think I found the woman who threw that party. Her name is Chloe Jarvis. And apparently she is like the Paris Hilton of Long Island.
Richard Castle : You say that like it's a good thing.
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[last lines]
[Castle put on a stethoscope]
Richard Castle : Okay, now...
Kate Beckett : Huh. Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Richard Castle : Couldn't find my pith helmet, so...
[kisses her]
Richard Castle : Come.