Wunschpunsch (TV Series)

Two Cute (2001)

Harry Hill: Jacob Scribble

Quotes 

• Jacob Scribble : We failed.

  Maurizio di Mauro : Jacob, at least we tried. And as long as we're gonna be stuck together, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for all the stuff I said earlier today. You're not excess baggage. Not even close.

  Jacob Scribble : Oh, all right. I didn't mean to imply you were helpless without my superior leadership. In fact, my leadership was anything but superior today.

  [a tear falls from Mauricio's eye. A tear falls from Jacob's eye, too] 

  Jacob Scribble : I'm... well, how can I say this? I'm sorry, too. my friend.

  [Both blow their noses. Their heart-to-heart breaks the spell] 

• Maurizio di Mauro : We have exactly four and a half hours until the spell is permanent. And that means you and I will be...

  Jacob Scribble : Don't even want to think about it.

  Maurizio di Mauro : Well, this isn't exactly a picnic for me either!

  [He sees their masters coming this way on roller skates, joined at the shoulder. He and Jacob get up and try to run in opposite directions] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : Quick, behind the tree!

  Jacob Scribble : No, behind the wall!

  [the two stretch so far in opposite directions that they are sent flying into the air and land in a garbage bin] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : Yuck!