Wunschpunsch (TV Series)
By a Hair's Breadth (2001)
Harry Hill: Jacob Scribble
Quotes
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Jacob Scribble : Ah, you worry to much about your outside. It's what's on the inside that's important.
[a red bird comes to land on a tree. Jacob finds her attractive and starts making himself look presentable. Maurizio laughs at the situation]
Maurizio di Mauro : So I noticed, Don Juan.
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[Jacob holds up a trembling wing for Maurizio to pull a feather]
Jacob Scribble : Maurizio?
Maurizio di Mauro : [annoyed] What?
Jacob Scribble : Be gentle.
Maurizio di Mauro : You have my word.
[He reaches for the wing. Jacob pulls it away suddenly and runs off]
Jacob Scribble : Ow!
Maurizio di Mauro : I didn't pull it yet!
Jacob Scribble : So? Can't a guy practice?
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Jacob Scribble : Calm down. It's not so bad.
Maurizio di Mauro : Not so bad? Not so bad?
[He walks towards Jacob. We see that he's completely hairless]
Maurizio di Mauro : I'll probably be the first cat with sunburn! Geez, I can't believe I let the spell affect animal hair! How could Bubonic do this to me? Me!
[He begins to sob]
Maurizio di Mauro : His beloved Kittykins!
Jacob Scribble : I'm sure he didn't mean to.
[He mutters to himself]
Jacob Scribble : Geez, you're glad to have feathers...
[He notices that Moe heard him]
Jacob Scribble : I mean, uh, don't go away!
[He zips off to find something to cover Maurizio's exposed skin]
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Jacob Scribble : For once I'd like to be on time.
Maurizio di Mauro : It's okay, Jacob. We'll stop the spell. We've got courage. We've got attitude. We've got... no idea what the spell is.
Jacob Scribble : Come on, Sherlock. I'm sure we'll find out all too soon.
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Jacob Scribble : I assure you, Maurizio, I've heard Tyrannia talk about hair remover a thousand times. She says it's "so much better than shaving."