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The Brokenwood Mysteries (TV Series)
To Die or Not to Die (2015)
Neill Rea: Mike Shepherd
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Quotes
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Gina Kadinsky : What was the performance?
Mike Shepherd : Hamlet.
Gina Kadinsky : [laughs] The Russian play.
Mike Shepherd : Hamlet was from Russia?
Gina Kadinsky : No, but he is very Russian. He worries too much, complains about everything, takes too long to make up his mind, and when he finally does, it all ends badly anyway. Such is life.
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Jared Morehu : I'm a suspect, aren't I?
Mike Shepherd : Let's just say you're helping us with our inquiries.
Jared Morehu : I had a cousin that did that once. Problem was, he was so good at helping with the inquiries, he ended up in jail.
Mike Shepherd : Was he guilty?
Jared Morehu : Well, technically yeah.
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Ralph : I can see you as a marvelous Lavinia in "Titus Andronicus".
Kristin Sims : That's a kind offer. Would you excuse us?
[she leaves the room with Mike]
Kristin Sims : Would you think any less of me if I vomited on your shoes?
Mike Shepherd : I can get a bucket.
Kristin Sims : That man is the kind that gives Shakespeare such a bad name!
Mike Shepherd : I couldn't possibly comment.
Kristin Sims : For the record, Lavinia gets her hands chopped off and her tongue cut out.
Mike Shepherd : Shakespeare, eh?
Kristin Sims : Yeah, bet you don't get that with Patsy Cline.
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Kristin Sims : You never saw "The Lord of the Rings"?
Mike Shepherd : I've got this thing about hairy feet.
Kristin Sims : [laughs] Is this where you tell me a story about one of your ex-wives? Sorry, I didn't mean...
Mike Shepherd : I don't believe any of them had hairy feet.
Kristin Sims : Well, good.
Mike Shepherd : Do you want to change the subject?
Kristin Sims : Uh, yes, please.