- Butters Scotch: Well, do you think it's true? Well, do you think we're really bigoted country bumpkins?
- Eric Cartman: No, hey, we are not bumpkins, okay? Kenny's a bumpkin.
- Kenny McCormick: [Muffled] Fuck you, dude!
- [the Whole Food Representative is observing the 4th grade class and notices Timmy, Jimmy, and Token sitting in the front]
- Whole Foods Representative: Is there a particular reason why the handicapped students and the black child are sitting front and center?
- Mayor McDaniels: Oh, no. That's just where they always sit; right next to our beloved Craig, who is a homosexual.
- [Craig gives Mayor McDaniels an angry look]
- voice-over: But what if you could actually live in the most central location SoDoSoPa has to offer? Well, now you can. Announcing The Villas at Kenny's House.
- Tuong Lu Kim: In the mood for some rocal seafood? Red Robster has all the freshest from Colorado's many oceans.