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Abby Sciuto : When I was young, me and my brother Luca, we saw this movie in school, and at the end, the good guy killed the bad guy, and we all cheered. And Ms. Johnson turned off the projector and she said "We don't applaud killing, no matter who it is. If you take a life today, then you failed yesterday." I don't remember much from fifth grade, but I remember that.
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Travis Cook : Miss Sciuto.
Abby Sciuto : Bad guy.
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Abby Sciuto : Why am I not more disturbed that Caf-POW! is only three ingredients away from a smoke bomb?
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Abby Sciuto : [hanging a banner reading "Greatest boss in the world" behind Gibbs' desk] What do you think?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think that Gibbs cannot be bribed.
Abby Sciuto : I'm not trying to bribe Gibbs. I'm just... politely asking for his help.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [entering with Bishop] Help with what?
Abby Sciuto : Oh, Gibbs' makeover inspired me. I'm ready for a change, too.
Ellie Bishop : Hey, don't fix what isn't broken.
Abby Sciuto : Oh, no, I don't mean me. It's my lab. I mean, I have enjoyed a decade-plus of being below sea level, but I just imagine this view that doesn't include people's... bunions.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She wants to swap offices with Accounting.
Abby Sciuto : I put in a request. But Accounting got wind of it, they staged this huge protest, and Human Resources denied.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And you think Gibbs will help.
Ellie Bishop : Because there's nothing he likes more than HR drama.
Abby Sciuto : No, I know. That's why he just needs to be... properly motivated.
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CEO Virginia Wilson : How'd you know Janice was involved?
Abby Sciuto : Okay, I first suspected it when I got into the server room, and I traced the fake Ebola alert back to her computer. But I was sure when the bad guy pronounced my last name properly. I mean, there's no way that he's gonna read "S-C-I-U-T-O" off a sign-in sheet and get that right, so Janice must have warned him about me.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You doing okay?
Abby Sciuto : I was this close to violating one of my most sacred principles.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : But you didn't. That bomb was fake.
Abby Sciuto : That's because I knew you were coming. I just knew it. But... what if I didn't? What would I have done?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You'd have done the right thing, Abs, whatever that is. I don't know much, but I know that.
