Lucifer (TV Series)
A Priest Walks Into a Bar (2016)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Father Frank Lawrence : We all have demons inside.
Lucifer Morningstar : My demon tends the bar.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [after pretending to be a priest and listening to a confession] For your penance: ten bloody Marys and a good shag.
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Father Frank Lawrence : We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. I know. But why does everybody always think it's a good plan?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Doesn't matter whether you're a sinner! Doesn't matter whether you're a saint! Nobody can win, so what's the point? What's the bloody point?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, His plan for me was quite clear.
Father Frank Lawrence : How do you know it's finished?
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Lucifer Morningstar : I am never alone. I'm constantly surrounded by people. You know? I party whenever I desire. My bed never cold.
Linda Martin : Lucifer, being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things.
Lucifer Morningstar : Are they?
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Chloe Decker : What, are you anxious to get back to your new friend?
Lucifer Morningstar : Please. The Devil friends with a priest? That's absurd.
Chloe Decker : It's absurdly adorable.
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Father Frank Lawrence : I'm not afraid of dying.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you should be. It's really boring where you're headed.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What? You want me to babysit the priest?
Chloe Decker : I babysit you all the time.
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Chloe Decker : You ready to go to church?
Lucifer Morningstar : Bringing down a priest is the only reason I ever would