- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quote] "Ghost were created when the first man woke in the night." - J.M. Barrie.
- David Rossi: So Yogi Berra arrives at spring training and the equipment manager says to him: "What size cap do you wear"? And Yogi says: "I don't know, I am not in shape yet"
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Aha
- [expecting more]
- David Rossi: That's it! That's the joke
- Dr. Spencer Reid: But, studies have shown the dimensional changes in the human head actually can fluctuate, especially in the third decade of life
- David Rossi: How's the diet going? I just wondered if you were trying to regain those 185 pounds?
- Dr. Tara Lewis: No, I think, ehm, I wanna keep them off
- David Rossi: I'm sorry it didn't work out. But if it's any consolation to you, I've been there, more than once and I'm still standing
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Rossi, do you think our basic personalities can ever change?
- David Rossi: No! Maybe a degree here or there, but I think we come out of the oven fully cooked
- Dr. Tara Lewis: It worried me sometimes
- David Rossi: Why?
- Dr. Tara Lewis: I tend to be all in, you know? Damn the consequences
- David Rossi: That's why you're good at your job! Embrace it
- Dr. Tara Lewis: [closing quote] A Spanish Proverb Says: "More grows in the garden than the gardener knows he planted."
- Dr. Tara Lewis: [after breaking up with her fiancé the previous night] Morning, guys! How do I look?
- David Rossi: [Confused] You look great?
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Went on a diet last night. Lost 185 pounds