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3/10
Could have been better
darrenmalloy28 December 2020
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Blood Pi. About a hot redhead obsession over a Tina Fey twin. Acting was B+ except the redhead Anna Rizzo who played sexy psycho really good. If you are looking for sex or nudity you won't find it here. But you will find a lot of foul language and gore, especially a scene that will have guys squirming just by watching it. Slow paced but watching Anna Rizzo will make you forget about that.
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4/10
Yep... Well, it's an ITN Distribution movie...
gand74 March 2023
And any time I see that logo at the start of a film, I know I'm in for a pretty garbage watch. Whether or not this deserved four stars is up for debate, but I just watched "Skinamarink" right beforehand and this, by comparison to that pretentious mess, was at least enjoyable.

The acting is garbage, it usually is in slashers anyway, but I watch them for the gore when it peaks my fancy. There's not much in the way of tits and ass but there's sure enough skimpy skank-factor on display. The schoolgirl outfit one of the girls wears to ACTUAL school is, generally, something you'd see on a stripper or Pornhub. If any of the girls I went to school back in the day with showed up in that uniform, they'd be sent home immediately for fear of a rape lawsuit.

All in all? It's trashy fun. No real complaints. Cheers.
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5/10
Low budget craziness
kyleallencole93 June 2021
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Just finished this one on Amazon prime!

Definitely a little low budget, but the gruesome kills in it are worth the watch which made it fun!

From the first second of the movie, we see our killer is a girl who brutally murders her parents.

Then it shifts to the college scene, where our killer turns out to be a deranged female student who develops an unhealthy fixation on another female classmate.

She is crushed when her new friend ditches her for a pack of snobby sorority sisters who plan on humiliating her.

She begins to brutally kill anyone in her way or who she feels is doing things against her only friend.

The kills in this are played for laughs, but are also downright gruesome.

Amber, our homicidal vixen made the most of this film. Her sexy human skin costume she wears at the party towards the end of the movie, was completely awesome!

The actress who played sorority leader Victoria was great in her role too, she was completely sweet and evil.

Otherwise this movie can be considered a slasher film, but the killers identity is revealed in the very first minute of the film. So I would say this is just a gruesome flick about obsession.

Also features some male mutilation from both ends.
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1/10
Wow
rodzombi7 July 2021
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Blood Pi, as in short for Bloody Pile of Poop? It's like a high schooler made this and cast their 40 something year old parents and their parents friends as "hot college" students. The gore is okay, but not shot or edited in any competent way. A budget of $120k? I think the makers spent maybe $5k and pocketed the rest. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, but it's terrible. And they have a costume party every night and wear the same costumes? The killer is standing directly in front of someone and they swing the axe and completely miss by swinging like four feet to their left? I guess they missed a shot or edit there, huh. If you want to lose some brain cells, check it out!
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3/10
Why this ending?
takato052416 July 2021
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I was fine with the movie until the end. I liked how the main girl was just killing all the popular sorostitutes, and any one who gave her trouble. In my opinion she was the hero of the story. But then it all gets ruined by the ending.

The girl she made pretty was an ungrateful b who deserved to be killed. Especially after she was raped and tried to convince everyone she wanted it, even tho she didn't remember any of it because she was drugged! Then there's the other plain girl that was in omega pi. Just because she didn't like the other girls were gonna drug and gang bang Agnes, didn't mean she was a good person. A good person would've told Agnes and maybe the authorities. And what kind of sick woman sets up another woman to get raped? And what group of guys do you know that willingly participate in a drugged sex act? This was completely far fetched, but thankfully our heroine was around to kill them all.

This easily would've been a 6 to 7 star movie for me had they not killed her at the end like she did something wrong.
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1/10
Problematic and extremely low budget
K_Rad882 September 2023
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I think they would have made this much better. It has people planning to roofie others, planning to r*pe a girl, girls covering up a r*pe and gaslighting a girl into thinking she enjoyed it, as well as a white girl dressing as a 'sexy pocahontas' for a frat party. If the acting was at least good and the gore a little more realistic you could *almost* keep watching.

Definitely props to the scene where the murderer digs into the professors nether regions with a chainsaw and then pulls his balls off, but the obsession with an ungrateful girl who doesn't reciprocate the feelings really doesn't feel like a strong enough premise for a film. The acting tried to hard and fell so short, the reviews are definitely bang on saying this movie is hair stinky garbage. Even for 2017 I don't get why all the problematic stuff had to be so heavily fetishised.
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3/10
Ugh
mlhare26 November 2021
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Why kill the only person i wanted to live? Should have killed agnes and sorority hoes! Acting was super mediocre. Girl gets drugged and raped for her 1st time and is all like all good as long as i'm with "cool" girls. Teacher having affair with head hoe and sees what a hoe she is but doesnt care. Even mentions picking his kid up from soccer. Just BAD!!!
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4/10
Flawed.
timmoss-2638714 November 2021
If you're a gore fan then you will be well served here. There's no shortage of throat slashings,head bashings and disembowellings,and all well executed.

Sadly,as is so often the case,the makers forgot to ensure a decent script and reasonably good actors. There's so much wood about you'd be forgiven for being reminded of your school woodwork classes.

It moves along quite briskly however,and there are few 'dead' moments,(no pun intended).

To every man watching,it contains the most graphic scene of male genital destruction I've ever scene...be ready to cross your legs.

If you can forgive the poor acting and dialogue then you should enjoy this for what it is. I did.
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1/10
Unoriginal and Problematic
icocleric17 April 2023
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The acting is really mediocre, no one is really terrible, but no one was good either. The production quality seemed reasonable for the budget too. If it wasn't for the actual plot, this film would be okay for a budget film. This one stoner guy was pretty funny too.

But I hated the plot so much. It managed to be unoriginal, with an extra dose of being really problematic on top. I thought it was a bit extreme to be labelled as a "teen film" as well.

The none slasher bad guys are horrific. Not only do they set up the main character to get r*ped at the beginning of the film, but they want to set it up so she gets drugged and gang r*ped, then film so she "remembers it forever" as the main plot line that is driving the whole thing. The character allows a lot of terrible things because she wants to be in a sorority, and her friend goes along KNOWING, because she wants to stay in the sorority.

The slasher wants to "help" the main character by stopping this. This film would have been far better and more interesting if the slashers motivation was revenge rather than everyone pushing she's crazy. Like they went a bit much with the crazy label all the way through the film.
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