Henry Danger (TV Series)
Christmas Danger (2015)
Sean Ryan Fox: Jasper Dunlop
Quotes
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Jasper Dunlop : Okay! Okay! I am really mad!
Henry Hart : Dude, I told you, the Santa Claus at the mall isn't gonna let a kid your size sit on his lap.
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Henry Hart : [sitting on the jail cell floor] This does not feel like Christmas.
Captain Man : Nope.
Jasper Dunlop : Not at all.
Charlotte Page : Not even close.
Mrs. Hart : This is the opposite of Christmas.
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[Jasper shares copies of the Swellview Book of Laws and Ordinances with the Hart family]
Jasper Dunlop : Page 34, "It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit." How stupid is that?
[Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once]
Jasper Dunlop : Okay, everyone, now read the laws I've highlighted in your books.
Henry Hart : Uh, "Ice cream on a cone may only be licked. It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone."
[once again, Mr. Hart rings his hand bell once]
Jasper Dunlop : Uh, Charlotte.
Charlotte Page : Okay. "It is against the law to wear more than one hat at the same time."
[another ring from Mr. Hart's a hand bell]
Jasper Dunlop : Piper.
Piper Hart : "Dads who play handbells must be destroyed."
Jasper Dunlop : [flipping through his book] It doesn't say that.
Mrs. Hart : Well, it should.
Henry Hart : Agreed.
Charlotte Page : Yes.
[Mr. Hart rings his bell vigorously in protest]