- [after throwing a cowbell around the neck of another student]
- Maddie Rooney: YES! Aww, my first bell of the year! I am the milkmaid, Hear me pour!
- Josh: So, about Maddie. Is she seeing anybody?
- Liv Rooney: No, why?
- [gasps when she suddenly realizes...]
- Liv Rooney: YOU LIKE MADDIE!
- Josh: How can you not? She's adorable.
- Liv Rooney: [during a confessional] There is one week out of the entire year where there is no sports, so our sports-crazed school invented Cowbell Week.
- Joey Rooney: [cut to Joey's confessional] You're out when somebody hangs a cowbell around your neck. I have been eliminated super early every year, but this year I think I'm...
- [Parker hangs a cowbell on him]
- Joey Rooney: Oh, DANG IT!
- Parker Rooney: Moo it out, Munch.
- Joey Rooney: [sadly] Mooooo.