James & Mike Mondays (TV Series)

Godzilla (PS4) (2015)

James Rolfe: Self

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Quotes 

• Mike Matei : [trying to play 2-player mode]  Oh, look at this, we can't do it, because they want us to be a Playstation Plus member.

  James Rolfe : Wait a minute... you need to be a member of something to use the controller? The second controller?

  Mike Matei : No, to play the game.

  James Rolfe : What?

  Mike Matei : To play the versus mode, I guess.

  James Rolfe : You can't play the versus mode without signing into something?

  Mike Matei : "Try Playstation Plus for two days. Get a taste of the amazing online gaming experience." Become a Playstation Plus member... no... well, let's try it, I guess.

  James Rolfe : I guess, 'cause what are we gonna do? Not play the game?

  Mike Matei : Right, so...

  James Rolfe : Like, you bought the game, we want to...

  Mike Matei : Yeah, but if you want to do the versus mode, apparently you have to become a member of this, which obviously means, like, probably pay. Like, guess what? I already paid, I just paid $60 for the fucking game, now I have to pay more to play the fucking game?

• James Rolfe : Y'know that games nowadays...

  [grabs the game case and opens it] 

  James Rolfe : don't come with instructions anymore.

  Mike Matei : Right?

  James Rolfe : And it gives you tutorials and stuff, so you could probably say it gives you, probably gives you all the in- information that you need on-screen.

  Mike Matei : What if I forgot what it said, and I wanted to know now?

  James Rolfe : I don't know. I'm a fan of instructions.

  Mike Matei : I mean, you know what the thing is, though? When we have instructions, we never read 'em anyway.

  [James chuckles] 

  Mike Matei : And now we're complaining that they're not there? So, I mean...

  James Rolfe : Aw come on, I don't want to read the instructions. Aw come on, where's the instructions?

  Mike Matei : Yeah, exactly! And how many videos have we been like, "Oh, real men don't read instructions." And now we're complaining about that? Really? Fucking hypocrites.

• James Rolfe : [fighting Battra]  Push his dick in!