Joe Nemchek: Uncle Lou

Quotes 

• Michelle : How many bullets do you have left?

  Uncle Lou : That's Jason Voorhees coming after us. Probably not enough. How the hell did he find us?

  Michelle : Uncle Lou... when Jason found me outside earlier, there was a man on the roof.

  Uncle Lou : What the hell was he doing on our roof?

  Michelle : He was wearing the same jacket Jason's wearing now. He fell off the roof right before I got away.

  Uncle Lou : And?

  Michelle : Well, it's Christmas Eve.

  Uncle Lou : What? Do you think that was Santa Claus? Are you kidding me?

  Michelle : Well, then, how do you explain how he found us? Or how he got on the roof.

  Uncle Lou : You gotta be fucking kidding me. What, do you think Jason killed Santa Claus and took his magical powers? Come on, Michelle. Let's be rational.

  Michelle : He's wearing his coat.

  Uncle Lou : Santa Claus never got me nothing.