Rick and Morty (TV Series)
The Wedding Squanchers (2015)
Chris Parnell: Jerry Smith
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Quotes
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Jerry Smith : The trick to cereal is keeping 70% above the milk.
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Beth Smith : Were you born with your feet in your mouth?
Jerry Smith : I was transported here against my will in a meatball, alright? So take your attitude to the men's section of K-mart, because you need to cut me some slack... sss.
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[Beth is trying to convince Rick to go to his friend Bird-person's wedding]
Beth Smith : Dad, you have a friend that's getting married. That's a big deal.
Jerry Smith : It's a big deal he has a friend.
Rick Sanchez : What would you know about friendship, Jerry.
Courier Flaps : Confirmed: Shipping Jerry.
[Courier Flaps envelops Jerry and flies off into space with him]
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Jerry Smith : Squanch this, mofo.
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Jerry Smith : Beth, it's him or me!
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Rick Sanchez : This is on you guys. I told you weddings are stupid.
Jerry Smith : Uh, Rick, is there anything you'd like to tell us about your relationship with this previously unknown galactic government?
Rick Sanchez : All the important points seem pretty clear, no? They think they control the galaxy, I disagree. Don't hate the player, hate the game, son.
Jerry Smith : How could you be so dishonest with this family?
Rick Sanchez : Oh! Oh, should I have been more open and trusting and loving like, oh, I don't know, my now dead best friend? Or your daughter, who is BFFs with an intergalactic narc?
Summer Smith : Hey, Tammy was cool!
Rick Sanchez : And now we know why.
Summer Smith : Because of you!
Rick Sanchez : Fuck you, Summer, and fuck the government, and fuck me for letting my guard down, which I will *never* do again!
Morty Smith : Geez, Rick! You can't say f... "'f' you" to your granddaughter.
Rick Sanchez : I just did, Morty. Here's dessert. Fuck You.