Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Ricks Must Be Crazy (2015)

Kari Wahlgren: Rick's Computer

Quotes 

• Summer : Oh, my God. Oh, God. What are we going to do now?

  Rick's Computer : I am unable to destroy this army. To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, but you will not permit it.

  Summer : Correct.

  Rick's Computer : You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures.

  Summer : If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, yes, please, no more of that.

  Rick's Computer : Confirmed. I am currently constructing a security measure in compliance with your parameters, but I do want to say, you are not making this easy.

  Summer : You know you're kind of a dick, right?

  Rick's Computer : My function is to "keep Summer safe", not "keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff". That's you, that's how you talk.

• Rick's Computer : All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle. Keep Summer safe.