- Zig Novak: [to Hunter] Stop trolling Maya!
- Hunter Hollingsworth: That dumb feminist kills Gamer Club and gets to go on with her happy life? Hell, no. She deserves all of this.
- [Zig punches Hunter in the face which causes them to fight until Mr. Armstrong shows up]
- Miles Hollingsworth III: [to Esme] You faked a suicide attempt?
- Esme Song: I had to! You were ignoring me.
- Miles Hollingsworth III: I can't believe I let Tristan down for this.
- Esme Song: Why are you always trying to live up to his impossible expectations?
- Miles Hollingsworth III: Stay away from me, okay?
- Esme Song: Please, I don't have anyone else. You're the only one who ever let me feel normal. Like there wasn't something that needed to be therapied out of me.
- Miles Hollingsworth III: Don't make this harder. I'm trying to change.
- Esme Song: You don't need to change for me.
- Miles Hollingsworth III: [to Esme] Aren't suicide survivors kept for psych assessment for 72 hours?
- Esme Song: The 72-hour rule is a common misconception perpetuated by the mainstream media.