- Daryl: Ever had a stump hump?
- Wayne: You know, I think I did, but I can't remember.
- Daryl: It's when you have sex...
- Wayne: - with a girl!...
- Daryl: - yeah, with a girl!... bent over the stump of a tree.
- Wayne: A friend said he had sex inside a hollowed out log one time and I thought: well, I bet Fred Penner pulled that off one time too.
- Daryl: This right here, perfect stump for a stump hump.
- Wayne: I should say!
- Daryl: Wayne.
- Wayne: Darry?
- Daryl: Come over here and join me for a sec.
- Wayne: Well, fuckin'... like, fuckin' why?