- Howard Stark: [Howard tries to hit a golf ball into the rift but misses] Damn! What am I doing wrong, Jarvis?
- Edwin Jarvis: Sir, we are standing before an incomprehensible rip in the fabric of our world...
- [hands Howard a club]
- Edwin Jarvis: ...use the 7-iron.
- Howard Stark: Jarvis, you just hit a woman with my car!
- Edwin Jarvis: I know.
- Howard Stark: She's a two-time Oscar nominee.
- Edwin Jarvis: Miss Frost is quite resilient. She's fine. Trust me.
- Howard Stark: How do the most successful scientists achieve greatness?
- Edwin Jarvis: Given your history, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and cavorting with loose women.
- Howard Stark: That's a good guess, but it's wrong. Nope. They get smarter people to do the research, and then they steal it for themselves.
- Daniel Sousa: [seeing Whitney's papered walls] So, she's real crazy.
- Peggy Carter: She's a genius.
- Daniel Sousa: Can you decipher it?
- Peggy Carter: I don't speak megalomaniac. Fortunately, Howard Stark does.
- Edwin Jarvis: [Jarvis enters, lead at gunpoint by Manfredi] Introducing Mr Joseph Manfredi, of the Yonkers Manfredis.
- Howard Stark: Anyway, we've got a bigger problem on our hands.
- [looks at his sandwich]
- Howard Stark: We're out of mustard.
- Jason Wilkes: Is there a portrait of you in every bedroom?
- Howard Stark: It's a collection. Every one is different.
- [Peggy shakes her head, an amused smile on her face]
- Howard Stark: What? Art makes a house a home.