- Louie Provenza: [spotting his lamps in a removal box] What... Well, what's this?
- Patrice Perry: Well, they look like hunting decoys with lampshades mounted to them.
- Louie Provenza: Patrice, I-I've had these lamps for over thirty years.
- Patrice Perry: Okay, look, how 'bout you keep just one of them?
- Louie Provenza: Well... Patrice, we... we can't split them up. Ducks mate for life.