Wunschpunsch (TV Series)

Big Feet (2000)

Harry Hill: Jacob Scribble

Quotes 

• Maurizio di Mauro : [reclining in a deckchair]  So, Jacob, my friend, what do you think the wizards will try next?

  Jacob Scribble : [reclining in the deckchair next to him with two sexy birds]  Can't worry about that, now, Maurizio. I'm on vacation.

• [Jacob is leafing through a book about the beach while Maurizio packs a suitcase] 

  Jacob Scribble : Maurizio, did you know that broken glass is one of the top ten dangers found at the beach?

  Maurizio di Mauro : [absent-mindedly packing a Hawaiian shirt]  Uh-huh.

  Jacob Scribble : And sunburn tops the list of serious dangers?

  [Maurizio continues to ignore Jacob and packs a wind-up mouse, a food bowl, an extra bowtie, and two sandwiches] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : Mm-hmm.

  Jacob Scribble : [watching Maurizio pack yet another sandwich and several cans of tuna]  And speaking of serious dangers, that suitcase is seriously stuffed.

  Maurizio di Mauro : I will not take the risk of running out of supplies.

  [He slams the suitcase shut and jumps up and down on it to make sure it's secured] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : There... we... go! Perfect.

  [the suitcase springs open, sends Maurizio flying. He's now sitting on the floor with half a sandwich on his head] 

  Jacob Scribble : Yeah. Perfectly dumb. Just why you're taking all this stuff is a mystery to me. We're not moving. We're just going on a...

  [the realization dawns on Jacob] 

  Jacob Scribble : ... Vacation.

  Maurizio di Mauro : A much needed vacation, my dear Jacob. I don't know how you feel...

  [He stuffs a slice of sandwich bread into his mouth] 

  Maurizio di Mauro : ... I need a break.