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- President: We need to contain the sickening. Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?
- Scientist: Kentucky, Madam President? Kentucky is gone. The sickening, it got them all.
- President: Has there been any progress on the cure?
- Scientist: I have my best technicians analyzing the samples as we speak.
- Dev: [as Dr. Vincent] All right. Let's add 50 milligrams of the iGG solution.
- Benjamin: [as Lab Technician] Right away, Dr. Vincent.
- Dev: Solution is stable. It's game time. Let's add the virus.
- Benjamin: Where did you obtain the sample?
- Dev: Found it off some monkey at the Memphis Zoo. It's the latest strain.
- Benjamin: [dramatic music as he lifts the vile] Virus, party of one, your table is ready.
- Dev: Careful. Easy. Solution is nonreactive. Antibodies are stable. Madam President, we have a cure.
- President: Oh, thank God!
- Scientist: Outstanding.
- Benjamin: You did it, Doctor!
- Dev: It was a team effort, Terry.
- Brian: [about texting] Got struck by lightning while holding hands with a 12-year-old. We switched bodies. Now I got to go to class.
- Dev: Denise!
- Denise: What up dummies?
- Dev: We're debating what I should do about this whole Alice situation. Ya know? I texted her about her schedule, it's been two days I haven't hear anything back.
- Denise: So, she doesn't like you. What's the debate? I'm confused.
- Dev: Hey! Why you gotta be so pessimistic?