- Waiter: We have a risotto with asparagus and morels topped with shaved white truffles, and lastly and Wild Alaskan Cod cooked in lemon butter and served over a rice pilaf. I believe we have two left if you're interested.
- Amy: Ooh I want that.
- Waiter: Very good.
- Amy: Oh, but I'll have the bacon burger, well done, no bun.
- Waiter: And for you, sir?
- Alex Cole: I'll try the cod. What was that about?
- Amy: What?
- Alex Cole: Why didn't you get the cod?
- Amy: Oh, I'm Paleo. That's why I'm only drinking water.
- Alex Cole: Ah.
- Amy: I only consume foods that were available during the Paleolithic Era.
- Alex Cole: They didn't have cod during the Paleolithic Era?
- Amy: Not with lemon butter.
- Alex Cole: Oh.
- Amy: It's healthier.
- Alex Cole: A hamburger with bacon?
- Amy: Yeah. It's the bun that's bad for you.
- Alex Cole: Pretty sure that's not true, but okay.
- Leon: [Sneaks downstairs to get water, sees Alex as the light from the refrigerator illuminates the room] Jesus!
- Alex Cole: I'm Alex.
- Leon: Uh. Leon. You're, uh, Valerie's roommate?
- Alex Cole: Her brother, yeah. Good to have another guy around here, Leon. See you at breakfast. Making waffles.
- [Walks away butt naked]