Critic, Critic, that cynic so cocky and free. Critic, Critic, he makes the sign of the 'C'. That's right, today he's looking at Zorro. But Zorro's cool, isn't he? Well he was before 2005, when they made a follow-up to The Mask of Zorro, and took everything that made that movie cool and dumbed it down about 30 IQ points.