- [Prince John has ordered that all the villagers food be taken and put in his pantry so he can have a sumptuous birthday banquet and places the Sheriff on guard outside the door]
- Little John: It doesn't look like he's going to move.
- Marian: I can cast a spell to send him to sleep.
- [Robin and his friends all gasp in dismay]
- Marian: I can see everyone trusts my skills.
- Robin Hood: It's just that your skills are always a little...
- Little John: Always a disaster.
- Marian: Say that again and I'll turn you into frog!
- [Prince John opens the pantry and discovers a guard dog chomping on the last bit of remaining food for his banquet]
- Prince John: My birthday is ruined! Throw that hound in the dungeon!
- [last lines]
- Marian: Happy birthday, Prince John! Eat up instead of sulking.
- [cut to a shot of a plate with a single carrot on it]
- Marian: Veggies are good for you. Apparently, carrots make people more pleasant.
- [Scarlett holds out a candle to Prince John who blows it out as Marian and Scarlett applaud]