Mom (TV Series)

Terrorists and Gingerbread (2015)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : That's a personal best, 2 miles in... 46 minutes.

  Christy : You're really serious about this fitness thing, aren't you?

  Bonnie : You ever hear of jogger's high? It's real! It ain't great, but it's real.

• Christy : I got a call from a private investigator looking for you.

  Bonnie : Okay, we knew this day was coming, pack up, we gotta move.

• Christy : Maybe it'd be good to meet your mother.

  Bonnie : That woman is not my mother. My mother died when I was 9 fighting terrorists at Disneyland.

  Christy : What?

  Bonnie : It's what I told myself as a kid, it worked.

• Christy : I'm sorry, I thought you were my grandma.

  Dottie : Well that makes us even, I thought you were sane.

• Bonnie : So, what do you have?

  Shirley : It's my heart.

  Bonnie : Is it something hereditary we need to worry about?

  Shirley : No, just years of hard living finally catching up to me.

  Christy : [to Bonnie]  We should probably worry a little.

• Bonnie : [not wanting to deal with her mother finding her]  I'm going for a jog.

  Christy : You just got back from one.

  Bonnie : Remember how I used to do blow? Now I run that way.

• Christy : I want to meet my grandmother.

  Bonnie : How dare you take her side?

  Christy : I'm not taking sides, we have NO relatives. Roscoe had to do a family tree project for school, it had one leaf.

  Wendy : Wouldn't it technically have 4 with you, Violet...

  Christy : I'm making a point here.

• Bonnie : Why didn't you come back for me? You said you'd come back.

  Shirley : I wanted to, Bonnie.

  Bonnie : So what happened?

  Shirley : I was working, I was trying to get together money for us to live on.

  Bonnie : Yeah and?

  Shirley : Things got complicated.

  Bonnie : What does that mean?

  Shirley : I was working as a cocktail waitress in Reno, and I met this man, and I moved in with him...

  Bonnie : And?

  Shirley : ...He said he didn't want any children around.

  Christy : Mom, I am so sorry, I swear I didn't know about this part.

  Bonnie : So, you picked your own happiness over mine?

• Christy : So we just found out about her and we met her a couple days ago.

  Roscoe : So what do I call her, Great Grandma?

  Bonnie : Yeah, I guess so.

  Dottie : [comes out of the kitchen]  I baked cookies!

  Bonnie : Who says you can't pick your family?