- Homer Simpson: Aw geez, I can't stand to see Flanders sad. Or happy. Pretty much can't stand to see Flanders.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, you know you're always welcome to come stay in my treehouse.
- Bart Simpson: You don't have a treehouse!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad's gonna build it! That's why I didn't get a present from my last birthday and Christmas. It's gonna be some treehouse!
- Bart Simpson: Milhouse, you don't even have a tree.
- Milhouse Van Houten: He's gonna plant it soon! He just has to get enough money to gather to buy a pack of apple seeds.
- Ned Flanders: [Homer laughing and playing with Flanders's puppy that is barking] Boys, isn't that the ball she won't play with?
- Rod Flanders: She likes when uncle Homer throws it.
- Ned Flanders: He's not your uncle!
- Todd Flanders: So that means I can marry Maggie?
- Ned Flanders: Quit asking me that!