The Trail to Oregon! (2015)
Jeff Blim: Father
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Quotes
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[accepting her imminent death from dysentery]
Daughter : It's all right, family. This was God's will and we all know that God is a...
Daughter , Father , Mother , Son , Grandpa : [together] Vicious, two-faced prick.
Daughter : At least maybe when I go to Heaven, I'll finally be reunited with my one true love, the Bandit King.
[does the Bandit King move]
Daughter : And his one true love, Cletus Jones.
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Mother : [sings] Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of two / Could have been a banker, guess a farmer will do / Why did you get to choose?
Father : Well, I don't know if you know this about me, but... I wrote the show. It's how this one goes.
Mother : Well we aren't gonna get very far as a bunch of fucking farmers.
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Father : Have you ever heard the saying the blind leading the blind? That's what this trip is all about. Remembering old sayings.
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Father : But you know what kids, sometimes things just happen. And sometimes God... is a vicious, two-faced prick.
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Father : That's what this trip is all about. Chewing grass.
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[first lines]
Father : [sings] Good mo - or - nin!
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Father : We're farmers you see, which means we don't need things like food. We can live off the land. All we're looking for is the bare essentials... boxes and boxes of bullets.
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Mother : And you, Jack Bauer. This is your family now. You have to lead them without me. And you can do it, you have changed.
Father : Really, I have?
Mother : Well... kind of. Uh, a little bit... well you know, enough to make me believe in you. But I swear if you backslide I will fly down from God's heaven and I will smack you into the devil's hell.