- Wednesday: [Rosie wakes up screaming from a nightmare] Your scream is impressively shrill.
- Rosie: There's a monster in my closet.
- Wednesday: [goes to investigate and finds a MLP doll] Ah! Kill it!
- Rosie: That's My Little Pony.
- Wednesday: Only a deeply demented pony would implant rhinestones on its hooves.
- Wednesday: And you, you are completely and utterly inconsequential.
- Rosie: I'm what?
- Wednesday: Inconsequential. That's a big word for trivial. Worthless. Nothing.
- Rosie: My mom says I'm special.
- Wednesday: Your mom exaggerates. Contrary to depictions in movies and books, monsters don't prey on boring children. Real monsters prey on real monsters. So as long as you never become a monster, you never have to fear monsters.
- [Rosie hugs Wednesday]
- Wednesday: Just remember, you completely and utterly do not matter.
- Rosie's Father: Can I walk you to your car?
- [starts running his hand down the small of Wednesday's back when suddenly the lights flicker, the walls shake, and a low growl can be heard]
- Rosie's Father: The fuck was that?
- Wednesday: Have you ever heard of the Vugudlak?
- Rosie's Father: [nervously] No.
- Wednesday: Sleep tight.